Great spot, no pressure, easy in and out. The surfer dude at the front gave me a great recommendation and was a total chiller. The staff were friendly, helpful, made the visit smooth. Will be back for sure.
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If I could leave 0 stars I would it was just my birthday not that long ago so I wanted to go check out dispensarys and stuff since I turned 21 I came here because my sister and mom ALWAYS come here but they turned me down because apparently my id looked "fake", very frustrating as it is my first time here I definitely won't come here again because I just felt like it was Rude the way Shaya(the highest manager) told me "Do you have an id that isnt fake" which was honestly very rude to me because why would I give someone a fake id I dont even own a fake id . I'm sure it’s because I look young but honestly super frustrating as i was excited to come for my first time. They also didn’t even scan it so that made no sense to me also , the POOREST customer service went to tradecraft farms instead definitely SUGGEST goin there instead way better customer service !
This place is a high end dispensary. It is beautiful inside. EDIT: They have a rewards program where you can earn cash off. This is the House of Discounts, I tell you! Don't miss Wax Wednesday. It's 20% off, hash included. Also Happy Hour most of the week in the morning for 15% off. The curation of different brands is very fine and selective here. The low end has several options that are better than other dispensaries. They have all that top shelf, but they also have Pacific Stone. It's only $18 an eighth and it's actually good stuff. I recommend the Wedding Cake and the Blue Dream. These are the lowest prices you can find for Pacific Stone. Other people want over $20. There is only one choice. They also have a Happy Hour in the morning most of the week where you can save 15%. Also, the concentrates are available for preview here. They opened a jar of each concentrate they carry so you can see it up close before you buy. The flower is also opened and out for display. These people didn't go cheap, unlike other dispensaries in the area where you don't get to see what you're buying until you have it already. EDIT: I highly recommend the Blue Dream and Wedding Cake from Pacific Stone. The fragrance of these flowers is amazing and wonderful. Be sure to smell it before you empty any out. I guarantee you'll never buy another low price brand again once you smell these two strains, the Blue Dream in particular. That one smells like a live flower, which is always better than its dried and cured form. It is exquisite. You must try it and smell the pouch, even if you normally buy just top shelf, as the smell will quickly convince you to include Pacific Stone in your regimen. Want to see some weed I grew? NEW EDIT: Pacific Stone has been flushed correctly, burning to a snow-white ash naturally and without calcium carbonate, which they put in cigarettes to fake this. Calcium is a metal. Imagine breathing that into your lungs. Here's a picture I just took. NEWER EDIT: I want to also mention Maven flower. It's in the low $40 range instead of $50 and $60 and yet is even BETTER than those brands. Twice now I have selected the $40 Maven over more expensive flower that I could afford at the time. Also, it comes in a glass jar that has a seal on it, so you can save it and have fresh cannabis for future uses like me. Also, there's $20 shatter that is beautiful and translucent, free of clouding. That's probably mold from dirty old dried-up trim that black market people would mess with, concentrating toxic pesticide and other contaminants in the extraction process. I just got some crystal THC for $22.40 after over $5 in discounts thanks to Wax Wednesday. It's normally only $28 for these perfect diamonds that I've uploaded a picture of. It's pure crystalline THC! 98% THC! I'd have to say this oil has the most concentrated terpenes I have ever smelled. It's crazy! $28! GO!
Busy, but not a long wait, if any. The waiting area is clean & comfortable. PRO's: NO pushy sales people here! I observed NO competition between tenders needing to meet or beat a quota. DRAWBACK: Not a lot of inventory to chose from.
10/10 Best customer service out of all the dispensary’s around. Love this place plus they have deals every weekend.
Safeport Dispensary
353 W Channel Islands Blvd, Port Hueneme, CA 93041





