I KNOW a rack of y’all smoke hookah. So a homie of mine recommended a spot out Virginia that got that, & food. I’m no hookah smoker, so y’all let ME know if their hookah is STAMPED or not!! . Where I am: @fumee_cafe . Location Reviewed: 7250 Columbia Pike, Annandale VA. . Menu Includes: *See Website* https://fumeecafe.co/ . Items Reviewed: Their Special Head Blue Mist Hookah (Most Popular $12)._____!! Fill in the blank when you go!! Taste like fruity smoke to me!! Their Jalapeno Poppers (with tzatziki sauce $8). DECENT. Not the best, not the worst. Their Mozzarella Sticks (with marinara sauce $8). DECENT. It’s your average mozzarella stick…that’s it. Their Fried Pickles (with tzatziki sauce $8). DELICIOUS. Well fried, but good dipped into the tzatziki sauce. Their Gyro (with lamb meat, tzatziki sauce, & l.t.o $9.50). DELICIOUS. Well sauced. Their Cheeseburger (with cheese l.t.o, & ketchup $9.50). DECENT. A bit lackluster…decent. Their Mocktails; The Céline (with raspberry, blueberry, fresh lime, & mint $9). STAMP!! Fresh Fresh, sweet,& palate cleansing!! The Kanicule (with cucumber, lime, Thai chili, & orange juice $9). STAMP!! Mildly spicy but super refreshing!! Their 3 Chocolate Mousse Cake ($7). DELICIOUS. Creamy, & good. Their Knafeh (a sweet pastry layered with cheese, honey, & pistachios $11). STAMP!! Surprisingly the cheese blends well with the honey & flaky pastry!! Their Steak n Cheese (with l.t.o, provolone, & mayo $9.50). LIKE THAT!! Cheesy, meaty, well prepared!! . Online Navigation: Easy . Customer Service: On Point!! . Parking: DECENT!! . Recommendations: The steak n cheese, & drinks, & dessert!! . Music:YouTube-Rare Essence Mickey Solo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS ⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT ⭐️⭐️=PASS ⭐️=NAH #Bigschlimsreviews
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We came here for iftar, but unfortunately the experience was disappointing. The service was very slow and our orders took a long time to arrive. Even basic things like plates for the appetizer were not provided until we asked. We ordered boneless wings, but they were overcooked and very hard. The mixed platter was also very salty and over-seasoned, which made it difficult to enjoy. At the end, we received a Caesar salad that had a hair in it, which was very unpleasant. Eventually we still ate the food because we were very hungry after fasting, but overall the service and food quality were poor. Because of this experience, we will not be coming back and unfortunately cannot recommend this place to other customers. I hope the management improves the service, food quality, and cleanliness.
Fumee Café is hands down one of the best chill spots in the area. The vibe is super relaxed but still upscale perfect whether you’re coming with friends or just trying to unwind after a long day. The atmosphere is clean, modern, and comfortable. The hookah is smooth and long-lasting, and they have a solid variety of flavors. Drinks are well made and presented nicely. Staff was friendly, attentive, and made sure we were taken care of the entire time. You don’t feel rushed, and they really focus on making sure you’re comfortable.
The service was good, the rooftop gave a middle eastern late night vibe. The hookah was a little light on the flavor for the cost.
Very cute spot, has a lot of people for a Monday (it’s Memorial Day) Iwould definitely return when I get back in town. Very cute drinks and ambiance. Didn’t have to make a reservation and was seated immediately.
Fumée Cafe
7250 Columbia Pike, Annandale, VA 22003





